Everything Hurts Hoodie — Funny Relatable Graphic Pullover

$60.00
Soft, lived-in comfort with a wry, honest voice. This French terry hoodie wraps you in medium-weight warmth while the muted “EVERYTHING HURTS” print does the talking on mornings when you need a little blunt humor and a lot of coziness. The three-panel, self-lined hood and dyed-to-match drawcord sit comfortably over your head. Inside, the combed cotton face yarn and French terry loopback give a pillowy feel without being bulky. Clean details — double-needle topstitching, twill neck tape and a half-moon back patch — keep the silhouette refined and durable. Wear it to slow down, laugh at the day, and move through errands, rehearsals, or late-night study sessions with a hoodie that feels familiar the moment you pull it on.

Product features
- Medium-weight 3-end French terry (7.4 oz/yd²) for breathable warmth
- Soft combed cotton face yarn with recycled polyester blends in solids/heathers
- Three-panel self-lined hood with dyed-to-match drawcord and metal grommets
- Double-needle topstitching, twill neck tape and half-moon patch for durability
- Tear-away label and under 5% shrinkage for comfortable, lasting wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Soft, lived-in comfort with a wry, honest voice. This French terry hoodie wraps you in medium-weight warmth while the muted “EVERYTHING HURTS” print does the talking on mornings when you need a little blunt humor and a lot of coziness. The three-panel, self-lined hood and dyed-to-match drawcord sit comfortably over your head. Inside, the combed cotton face yarn and French terry loopback give a pillowy feel without being bulky. Clean details — double-needle topstitching, twill neck tape and a half-moon back patch — keep the silhouette refined and durable. Wear it to slow down, laugh at the day, and move through errands, rehearsals, or late-night study sessions with a hoodie that feels familiar the moment you pull it on.

Product features
- Medium-weight 3-end French terry (7.4 oz/yd²) for breathable warmth
- Soft combed cotton face yarn with recycled polyester blends in solids/heathers
- Three-panel self-lined hood with dyed-to-match drawcord and metal grommets
- Double-needle topstitching, twill neck tape and half-moon patch for durability
- Tear-away label and under 5% shrinkage for comfortable, lasting wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean